Oh!" With Among Us. I noticed the Pepsi pin on her shirt and said "When the Pepsi is sus!" I ran out work not wanting to work with a bunch of REDDITORPHOBES. SUS. IM READY FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME PLEASE DADDY IMPOSTER "All crewmembers of the ship, please report to the bottom floor for an emergency meeting." I went back to sit with my friends from band. No one understood the reference. I really did it. "SUS! No, because you have big tits. Her jaw dropped, and she said, Young man, this is an important meeting. I was naruto running around the office when Adam stopped me and said Why are you running? OH MY FUCK DID HE JUST SAY THE FUNNY UGANDAN MEME? I was free. STOP. I showed my Champion underwear to my girlfriend, and the logo I flipped it and I said "Hey babe, when the underwear sus! You remember that, right? MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMESPlease comment if you know more about this meme's origins.Become a member to get access to perks:ht. All rights reserved. Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding DingDingDING!" In late 2022, the "Stop Posting About Baller" copypasta then trended online after the Roblox character Baller went viral. Oh really, what were you doing?" I got out and kicked their nuts. Hey, are you one of my tasks? I looked at my penis, I thought of the astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? The buff guy, Chad, was chasing me but I just got behind him and humped him. My teacher said "Please sit down." I sat back down but then later when he said that Jesus was accused of blasphemy and crucified I couldn't contain myself and I yelled out "JESUS WAS NOT THE IMPOSTER!" You have no purpose on this ship, you have no tasks, you have no mini games to play. ago. Lyrics. Stop Posting About Among Us is originally recorded by biggayrapper on February 21, 2021 that talked about an overabundance of Among Us memes. , My SUSSY POWERS ARE AWAKENING Everyone was looking up at me in shock when I said Wanna play some Among Us guys? https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/m67j6v/trolling_my_office_with_among_us_part_3/. So I said Son, what the fuck nugget wholesome keanu reeves are you doing here? He closed the elevator door and I think he went to the first floor. I hate Among Us. For example, on March 23rd, 2021, YouTuber[8] Triple-Q made a meme about "Gangnam Style" that gained over 74,000 views in one week. And I did the among us drip song. This is why I hate Among Us. Subscribe to The FinanceTLDR Newsletter with. You wrench out a fake task every single game and tell yourself it is going to be a win, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. I made the widest grin I could possibly make (Trying to mimick the "When the imposter is sus" meme) and I said "When the impoter is sus". I hate it. Gregory, do you see the small vent on the floor? It was the CEO of Pepsi-co! People have to enjoy what they buy. A ban in Among Us can occur for one of three reasons: 1. That stupid little bastard. So I got in the elevator when it came back up and went to the first floor. I want to stop seeing it everywhere. UwU what's this ?! You know the one! He didn't even make eye contact. I yelled back." Hey, call me the MedBay because Id love to scan your body. I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! You will never be a crewmate. At least in ancient times and pawns can turn into a queen so all pawns must be girls too and pawn can turn into any piece except the king that means all the pieces beside the king is a girl so basically, Chess is a harem war between 2 sides, and then you steal each harem member one by one, like NTR This is why Chess is hot I tried pissing on the elevator door in hopes that it would malfunction it but I dont think it worked. I did it. And all of the channels were just BALLER. Me too!" I already got rid of Chad, Adam and Liam so everyone else could easily be disposed of. By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. WHY ARE YOU EJECTING ME?" It's from among us!" Among Us's anti-cheat system detects a player exploiting. In March 2021, the rant became the subject of several remixes and edits that used it as an exploitable, later spawning Stop Posting About X edit format. https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/m4bgzv/trolling_my_whole_class_with_among_us_pt_2/. All rights reserved. For instance SPIT ON HIM BROTHERS. But I kept going, I'd see a fridge that looked like among us, I'd see an animated bag of chips that looked like among us, I'd see a hat that looked like among us. Where! "I agree." If they don't get the reference they are imposters! I ended up getting escorted to the principal's office and getting suspended for a week, but in my opinion, it was totally worth it. "Well," I started, "The same reason as you. I eventually got into the main part of the city. MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! My SUSSY POWERS ARE AWAKENING I just did my daily jackoff to my impostor body pillow, but when I came, I started floating, and think I got teleported into the skeld. AMOGUS! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES. That's funny, that's a cool reference. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. I pulled one of the kids up by her shirt and said WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CHILD? She was screaming and I threw her away. Chad stated. He wasn't smiling and he punched me but I said "You're sus! GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD. I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! All rights reserved. Copypastas about red sus, the impostor is sus, trolling my class with Among Us, losing sanity to Among Us, artistic crewmate ASCII art, and more. I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! "Woah woah woah, pretty lady! Sep 28, 2020. I naruto ran down the stairs to the bottom floor. But then she introduced me to Among Us. I assume it's because it was forst bell and everyone was tired. "Why do you think it's him, Darrius?" The town wasn't all that big, but it was big enough for me to hide. "Hmm.. John said. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA . I was in studio origami right? I hate Among Us. They will eject you with a headstone marked with your birth tag, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know an impostor is drifting there. okay." "I think it must have been Angelica, she's pretending she doesn't know anything?" while making a huge grin (just like in the memes). After playing Among Us you won't learn anything about yourself except that you suck at games. I started to beatbox the Among Us theme song trap remix. 258. And so we decided to throw him out the window. It's so boring! I pulled my pants up. Adam sus. The other players are disgusted and ashamed of you, your friends laugh at your sussy appearance in ghost chat. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. "Wait, wait, wait!" However, he had his head buried into his lap. and then I said "WHEN THE PASTOR IS SUS!" HAhahahah" and I did the pepe smile and ran out of the office. She screamed "SECURITY!" AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, Scan this QR code to download the app now. I took off my pants and ran around the office with my dick flying around. Also, the game relies heavily on luck, and luck isn't very fun. Have your heard of the popular hit game among us? Copypastas about red sus, the impostor is sus, trolling my class with Among Us, losing sanity to Among Us, artistic crewmate ASCII art, and more. Any sus! Any sus! Simply explained. Everybody was looking at me from throughout the office. I was in a server, right, and ALL the channels are just Among Us stuff. I decided to troll the speaker by standing up and yelling "When the imposter is sus!" Another coworker said "Well, I did see him running towards the stairs/elevator. She then said I was going to a magical place called the mental asylum, Got TwitchQuotes.com feedback? I was in a server, right? Since this among us game came out, it has been corrupting the minds of my children. Eventually, I made it far. Two buff men with pecs almost as big as hers and clothes so tight you could see their 12-pack abs through the shirt tackled me. But I wanted to leave this behind for you. Everyone is talking about it." I was so close to feeling the imposters sweet cock fuck the shit out of me but then my NAZI RACIST mother came in and beat the shit out of me. This subreddit was made to archive copypasta. *pounces on you* you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* someone's happy! She told me that I wasn't allowed to ask questions. Privacy Policy. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. It could be him!" I wish I could quit this stupid game. Again, no one even giggled. The pastor, not amused, told me to sit down. Were they talking about me? I went to Big Bear to have a nice winter, but a FUCKING MCDONALDS WAS THERE. You will never be a winner. I am the IMPOSTER. But suddenly I noticed; one of the kids wasn't doing the Among Drip beatbox! | STOP POSTING ABOUT "Did you know", I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! Copyright 2023 TwitchQuotes. Where! Where! Part 1. And I got on the intercom or whatever that shit is called. 2. Because I really want to do you. I played Along. I can't have shit in life without Among Us, it is ruining my life. AMONG US IS THE BEST FUCKING GAME RED IS SO SUSSSSS COME TO MEDBAY AND WATCH ME SCAN WHY IS NO ONE FIXING O2 OH YOUR CREWMATE? 2007-2023 I defended myself. I now had to convince everyone that I wasn't the imposter. And I slapped his face and yelled "EMERGENCY MEETING!" I decided to explain to everyone what I was talking about, and said "Get it guys? I absolutely hate that it is everywhere. Angelica proclaimed. WallStreetBets (105) Overwatch 97 copypastas. "You just got pantsed! Angelica said." #26. When the person who pretends to be someone else in order to deceive others, especially for fraudulent gain is giving the impression that something is questionable or dishonest, causing one to have the idea or impression that they are of questionable, dishonest, or dangerous character or condition. The speaker said "I'm sorry, what was that?" Literally Media Ltd. MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND. ASCII art and copypasta related to the popular game Among Us and the bastardized version of the name, Amogus. Stop posting about Among Us! You say suspicious, we say sussy bakas "How do we know it happened on the top floor?" I also realized that there aren't any redditors at my school (which is very cringe in my opinion). Where! Any sus! By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. He ran away screaming and everybody looked at me. *nuzzles your necky wecky * ~murr~ hehe . STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! When I realized no one was laughing, I yelled "Don't any of you guys use reddit?" I see an image of a random object posted and then I see it, I fucking see it. I- i showed my Champion underwear to my girlfriend, and the logo I flipped it and I said "Hey babe, when the underwear sus! All ASCII Art I used to be a real ad Missing a copypasta? My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord its fucking memes. [3] YouTube stop posting about among us, [4] Reddit I'm going mental please stop posting among us, [5] YouTube STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US Ace Attorney version, [7] YouTube Stop Posting About Among Us Mario Edition, [8] YouTube STOP POSTING ABOUT GANGNAM STYLE, I hate Among Us Everyone keeps talking about it. And that's impossible if you're dead. and our ASCII art and copypasta related to the popular game Among Us and the bastardized version of the name, Amogus. She was beautiful and smart and funny and caring. But my boss was walking by and said "Hey, why are you playing video games on the work computer?" Chad said." STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I made a last ditch effort to make everyone laugh. I showed my Champion underwear to my girlfriend and the logo, I flipped it and I said, "Hey, babe, when the underwear is sus!" , STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! Fun fact among us got banned at the daycare where I work at My friends on TikTok send me "Did you know", on Youtube its [CENSORED] "Did you know." I was in Youtube, right, and ALL the channels are just "Did you know" stuff. I would stroke his chest, give him a big slap on his butt that was hidden behind that hot latex astronaut suit. I quickly ran into the elevator and went down. Angelica said." You're the imposter I saw you vent!" Chad said." ( Psst kid, you wanna disable adblock? What steps can I take to save him? It's from Among Us." Do you use reddit?" IM READY FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME PLEASE DADDY IMPOSTER I can't have shit in life without Among Us, it is ruining my life. , In the USA, a McDonalds opens every 14.5 hours. I can't fucking take it. Go back to the bottom floor young man! He was yelling at me. Because Im the imposter and Id love to come in you. Click here to contribute. [Verse 1] Stop posting about baller. Trending. I looked around but couldnt find him. 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