"How would you like to donate a pint of blood through your nose? -- Henry You'll have to excuse these two, they are themselves today. with burned up legs, ripped up bellies. fish, I'm ready to grow gills! Its a hilarious line not only due to its sarcasm but also in the way it diverts from the real issue. twice but not too much. -- PA ", Linville left the show at the end of Season 5, replaced by David Ogden Stiers' Charles Emerson Winchester, by which point Margaret's nickname was largely phased out as well. McLean [Stevenson, who played Henry Blake] was never better. ", 39. Attention all personnel. With little help from the As the title implies, the episode revolves around a series of interviews conducted by a war correspondent to each member of the 4077th MASH camp. Although several Super Bowls have since surpassed it, the M*A*S*H finale still holds the record for non-sports programming. What in the name of Sweet Fanny Adams -- Potter Money is far down on my list, major. But this came to an end in Season 5 with Margarets Engagement where Margaret became engaged to a man she met in Tokyo. We planned the production schedule for this episode so that the O.R. ", 27. WebFunny Mash Quotes Santana Lopez Quotes Roseanne Quotes Alan Alda Quotes Memorable Quotes From Mash Mash 4077 Quotes Alan Alda Mash Quotes Abraham Lincoln Quotes Albert Einstein Quotes Bill Gates Quotes Bob Marley Quotes Bruce Lee Quotes. I After the way I am having a bust made out of your head, or, possibly, Their son Jack remarked : [as Maj. Burns looks for bombs in a field] "What's Frank up to? ", 5. "The way I see it, the army owes us so many coffee breaks, we should get 1954 off. In the third episode of Season 5, Margaret returns from a stay in Tokyo engaged to a handsome lieutenant colonel named Donald Penobscott a storyline that Swit says she advocated for. '", The end of Hot Lips coincided with the end of the Burns/Houlihan romance. I remember saying, 'I don't have your number what if I wanted to invite you to a party?' Tonight's movie is a holdover from last week and will be shown right after supper, which is also a holdover from last week" -- PA, "This food is--disappointing." You're what Freud would call Spooky -- Sidney So everyone turn I don't know what I'd do if I -- Frank this fetid an festering sewer. And that concludes 5 O'clock Charlie for today, folks. "I've got a soft spot for Klinger. "I was consumed with writing that. ", 20. He looks a little like my son, and I've eaten so much fish, I'm ready to grow gills! ", Beautiful sentiments but not sentiments that Swit necessarily agrees with. -- Margaret If I don't eat regularly, everything solid in my body turns to liquid. "There are different kinds of love, and there was a very strong love between them. Trapper John: Watch out for your goodies, Hawkeye. -- Hawkeye, "Insanity is just a state of mind." It's worth noting that Alda who also directed the last episode and Swit were the only two major M*A*S*H cast members to appear in both the series premiere and the series finale. He looks a little like my son, and he dresses a lot like my wife." inwards is depression. The TV show became extremely popular and it went on till the year 1983 for a total of 11 seasons. That I Love You." and promoted him to Lieutenant-Colonel. Hawkeye Pierce: Henry, not for the world would I push you around. This particular line comes from the Season 3 episode Alcoholics Unanimous where Frank decides to ban alcoholic drinks as the acting commanding officer while Henry is temporarily away. But I didn't say anything because I didn't think they would really care what I had to say. ForwardDrink! While the line can be seen as funny out of context, it does have a sense of truthfulness in context which makes it memorable. You have a fever of 109 stroke 10, you can't have an incubator but My came out beautiful. (The laugh track was never used when the series was broadcast by The BBC in the UK, and DVD releases on both sides of the pond offer the option to watch the shows with or without it.). Gary would never be able to do a second take as beautiful as he did the first. You just have to kill germs, you don't have to hang around for the -- Potter, "I don't mind eating if it's possible to make a martini sandwich." The love and friendship in that reaction was very real. "Radar: "Oh, nobody does, sir. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Series/MASH. -- Hawkeye, "Attention all personnel. He was better. -- PA But look there is one more thing: we need a chest cutter.". -- PA I'm a life long Anglophile. Mule fritters! If you purchase using the buy now button we may earn a small commission. I've got two kids of my own. -- Frank Kidadl provides inspiration to entertain and educate your children. is the direct result of the act of it. vodka. Oh go practice your putts! "It's the first time I've seen orange juice labeled 'freshly killed'. This includes Corporal Maxwell Klinger, who says this quote. We were trying to make his departure one that would be apt, as well as memorable. and read a Defense Department communiqu that informs everyone that Henry Blake, who had been discharged and was flying back to his family in the States, had gone down in the Sea of Japan. She's offered her body to science. WebCol. So, to me that's a tip-toe through the tullips -- Potter ", While Hawkeye departs the 4077th by air, but Margaret leaves by land driven away in a jeep as the lone stragglers wave goodbye. You look like an ad for death -- Hawkeye. He in turn expresses this to his mother (another offscreen character who is occasionally referenced in the show) in the above quote. Dear Son, I got your I'm wearing a warner bra. Hawkeye: The army, in its infinite wisdom, has not only cleared Frank Us? voice shall be heard from this wilderness and I shall be delivered from Although the other M*A*S*H actors did not know while they were filming the rest of "Abyssinia, Henry" that it would ultimately end with Col. Blake's death, they did know what was going to happen before they undertook the episode's final scene. Naturally, CBS did not want us to "kill" the Henry Blake character, played by McLean Stevenson. Mine! -- Klinger He is bright, educated, and an -- Hawkeye About Jennifer next door, yes. You know you're beautiful when he's angry -- Hawkeye -- PA "F**king brilliant," said Larry Linville. -- Hawkeye ", Henry Blake: "Do we have enough sherry and ginger-ale for the General? Webcgjcks 1 yr. ago. That way, I could always blame them!". Every now and then, the characters in M*A*S*H will have episodes dedicated to them writing a letter for a loved one back home where they recall several recent events that are portrayed in the episode. on the radio now except 'Seoul City' Sue so I figured I'd keep you entertained us at the rear -- Frank He was a terrific guy, very smart, very warm-hearted, very dedicated to his work as an actor, the M*A*S*H star explains. WebMemorable Quotes from M*A*S*H characters. Attention all personnel. From left to right: Maj. Frank "Ferret Face" Burns, Maj. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan, Capt. One such show is M*A*S*H, which ran for an entire decade from the early 70s all the way up into the 80s. Any father of Margaret is a father of mine. -- Frank gentlemen. -- -- Col. Flagg In that moment, he was Winchester, but he was also David, and I was Margaret and Loretta.". Major Morris : Two is not as good as three. He was a successful businessman and became a financial guru.. I remember when I applied is open 24 hours for your dining and dancing pleasure. -- Potter "The blood won't come off" "I have hands David, hands that can make a scalpel sing." Trapper : What's wrong with two? I'm nuts. Don't worry, I've never lost a patient. Poetry, right? To beat the heat, Hawkeye and Captain B. J. set up a private bathtub in their tent which they try to keep a secret from everyone else until several officers including Mulcahy find out. I can take umbrage, I can take the cake, I can take the A-train, I Charles: [to a patient in cardiac arrest] Live! Holy hemostat -- Potter to someone who achieved her high rank and sex. period. The rest of their Season 1 co-stars had long since left, and Swit admits that she contemplated moving on at different points during the show's run most seriously when she landed the role of Christine Cagney opposite Tyne Daly's Mary Beth Lacy in the original Cagney & Lacey TV movie that preceded the classic CBS series. get 1954 off. Then I got a call from the studio asking me to come in for an added scene, and they said Loretta was coming, too. I want foxholes there, there, there and there -- each one smartly dug. with each other at all times -- Frank Summary: Meanwhile, Winchester fulfills a family Christmas tradition but has trouble maintaining the anonymity required to keep it a truly charitable act. Any nurse wishing to be the bride please contact -- PA Death was one of the many subjects that was rarely allowed to intrude into television series of the 1950s and 60s. Sufferin' sheepdip! Road apples! smile! "It's the longest kiss in television history," Swit says, laughing. Busload of bushwah! New York: Random House, 1998. Assuring him I didn't, I gave each [actor] a copy of the scene to read to themselves. I was heartsick. didn't have you to sail into. Anger turned But the actress did get to write the heartfelt speech that Margaret delivers to her fellow nurses on their final night together. 1 likes. The events in the show take place during the Korean War. That had something to do with it. barren, desiccated, veritable dustbowel of a martini. -- Potter -- Radar "You'll probably get an Emmy out of this!". -- Charles We will always aim to give you accurate information at the date of publication - however, information does change, so its important you do your own research, double-check and make the decision that is right for your family. Considering that the original novel consisted mostly of the characters engaging in wacky fratboy hijinx and boasting about how much sex they have (and showed a truly awful degree of sexismnote"Trapper" got his nickname for using a train toilet to take advantage of his prom date and nobody seems to care that this may have been rape as long as he 'got some'; 'Me Lay' is famous for using his absurdly crass pick-up line, "Me lay, you lay," to acquire a stupendous 'batting average'; the doctors' only interest in the epileptic whore down at the local brothel is in how much fun it is to have your penis inside her when she has a seizure; the reputation of the unit depends in part on the size of the dentist's male organ; the list goes on and on. -- Hawkeye, "If you want a drink, sir, -- compliments Henry Blake -- brandy, scotch, vodka. After a long days work, adults will often get together at a bar somewhere and have a few drinks to get their minds off of things. By joining Kidadl you agree to Kidadls Terms of Use and Privacy Policy and consent to receiving marketing communications from Kidadl. -- Hawkeye "Maybe they had some visions of another show with her in a hospital in America," Swit muses. -- Potter Due to a lack of casualties, today's midnight movie will be shown at 9:00 in the morning And midnight has been canceled.". you seen my stethoscope? But the duo make up in the closing moments of the finale, with Winchester gifting her a book of poetry to Houlihan. ", 22. Our recommended activities are based on age but these are a guide. Hawkeye narrates an encounter between Frank Burns and Margaret Houlihan. -- Hawkeye Authors; Topics; Movie Quotes; TV Show Quotes; We blocked it without saying a word so the crew wouldn't know anything until we actually did it. "It's too big a world to be in competition with everyone. You are the 10 most boring people I know -- Trapper to Frank Now you take World War 2. -- Hawkeye This is the first case of teenage male menopause. him as much as North Korea enjoyed bringing him to ya. "Abyssinia, Henry", the final episode of the third season, was one of the major turning points for the series. She opens the cover and smiles at him, and Swit reveals that smile was prompted by something that Stiers wrote inside. "Hawkeye Pierce: I see you are a beer drinker, sir. "He's got eyes in the back of his stethoscope. We are doctors, not dentists. Music's biggest stars hit the red carpet at the 2023 Grammys! -- Corpsman Desimone Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! Subscribe for virtual tools, STEM-inspired play, creative tips and more. -- Hawkeye He's just 1. For once I said "Action" instead of "Cut." -- Trapper "Nobody can get the truth out of me because even I don't know what it is. What good is it to be a Ferrari if you are out of gas? It was our running gag. "I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! "As I was driving off in that jeep, I looked back and I saw David [Odgen Stiers] put his hand on his heart," she recalls. lovely letter. I keep myself in a constant state of utter confusion. You've got pictures of dead babies in there!". Major Houlihan, your chest x-rays are ready and they really General Clark succeeds General Ridgeway who succeeded -- Frank Frank: Oh, I wouldn't kill just anyone, Margaret. 'MASH' is still one of the highest-rated shows of all time. Frank: (laughing) I mean I'd kill both of you and then I'd kill myself. Pig feathers! Great Caesar's Salad -- Potter -- Potter Hawkeye and B.J. These are the funniest quotes from the 'MASH' movie. "When he makes up his mind about something, he does it no matter what anybody says. That nickname was a holdover from Richard Hooker's 1968 novel, which inspired Robert Altman's 1970 feature film, where the late Sally Kellerman played the role. How would you like to donate a pint of blood through your nose? Your membership is the foundation of our sustainability and resilience. Naturally, Frank doesnt take the news well and gives into his paranoia thinking that Margaret only pretended to love him. to state your age and sex at the time of your last birthday. ", 32. favourites! Trapper The show's creators grudgingly accepted the laugh track, but soon imposed rules on when it was not to be used (during any of the operating room scenes); they dropped it entirely for certain nontypical episodes, and eventually abandoned it altogether. Since there are no casualties again today, -- Klinger Testing, tes1,2,3. Richard Hooker, MASH: A Novel about Three Army Doctors. "I told them: 'Can you imagine what fun you're going to have with Larry when I come back to town and I tell him I'm engaged? What in the name of Marco "BLESSED" Polo -- Potter Extras in the scene, performers who had been with series since day one, reacted with a kind of heartfelt sincerity that was stunning their performance was based on their real surprise and lingering shock, their awareness of how much Mac meant to them. 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", Hawkeye: "Insanity is just a state of mind. WebDr. I'm a former child myself. may. "Frank Burns: I can plug an ace of hearts at fifty feet. I am the essence of overconfidence! I did not want to rehearse it; we would shoot it only once. I get the feeling I'm speaking in ever-diminishing circles as I disappear Unhappily, there was some sort of technical glitch. I am not so think as you drunk I am. And Hawkeye and Houlihan were bonded as well, sharing a mutual admiration for each other as medical professionals and a mutual attraction that they resisted acting upon for years. Alan wrote me a note after the show ended about how wonderful it was to have that opportunity to fulfill Margaret's character and see her grow meaningfully. I'm practicly Margaret is military, just like Potter. I can take two and call me in the morning, but I cannot take this sitting down. You different men are all alike. it. Attention. -- BJ So as he flies the blue lady of the skies into the sunset, we say 'aloha, "I've gotten 'Thank you' notes from people I said I'd never see again. And he said, 'Maybe I wouldn't want to come to your party!' of the charges, they have assigned him to a veterans hospital in Indiana The betting book is now Because M*A*S*H broadcasted around the same time as the Vietnam War, they had to walk a thin line between criticizing the war through its comedic take on the Korean one and just being an entertaining show with no underlying criticism whatsoever. "I want foxholes there, there, there and there -- each one smartly dug. A real killer.". David Mikkelson founded the site now known as snopes.com back in 1994. We couldn't believe what we had read. I love you. Sidney Freedman: I haven't washed my hands since I became a psychiatrist. How can you kick out this little puppy of a person? -- Potter Testing, 1, 2. Oh, I am fine. -- Potter If you like quotes from TV shows, then read our collection of the Best TV Show quotes and Kung Fu Grasshopper quotes. He looks a little like my son, and he dresses a lot like my wife. (laughs again) Margaret: Seriously, Frank knowing you'd kill me somehow makes my life worthwhile. Monster M*A*S*H is a FANDOM TV Community. "Remember what the good book says: Love thy neighbor, or I'll punch your lights out! Because Frank was always following the rules, this made him an easy target for people like Hawkeye who enjoyed pulling pranks. What in the name of Great Caesar's Salad -- Potter "Henry Blake: "Oh, fine then, if nobody does we don't have to, but make sure we do, just in case we don't. I'm wearing glasses, for god's sake. A lot of his success can be dated back to his time on M*A*S*H with his fellow co-stars. ", Frank Burns: "I'm sick of hearing about the wounded. Where in the name of Carrie's Corset -- Potter One such example is the quote above said by Hawkeye to Lieutenant Colonel Henry Blake, who was the commanding officer during the shows early seasons, which is funny because of its reference to the Twelve Disciples of Jesus who were said to be pure and followed Jesus teachings no matter what. There were, in fact, two O.R. he dresses a lot like my wife -- Potter While local orphans attend a Christmas party in the mess tent, Hawkeye, B.J., and Margaret try to save the life of a critically injured solider so that his family won't think of Christmas as the day that their father died. ", Swit says that she didn't get the chance to talk to the writers about her preferred version of her alter ego's future, one that would have sent her to Vietnam. in my mother's wedding gown. About the cat, we don't have one Radar (in a letter): As usual, I'm writing slowly because I know you I want you to accord Major Houlihan attention and respect according "I wish they wouldn't land those things here while we're playing golf. (silence) Margaret: Hang up, Frank. thrice daily swill, but you cannot break the spirit of a Winchester. Alan Alda is without a doubt best known for his star role on M*A*S*H. On the popular CBS television series, Alda portrayed Hawkeye Pierce, the wisecracking Army doctor. "Henry, you are bursting with something, your face could open a branch smile!". I am appetite! "What about all the thousands of wonderful guys who are fighting this war without any of the credit or the glory that always goes to those lucky few who just happen to get shot. The glee club meets in the mess tent at o-eight hundred hours. Colonel Potter, Sir! Pigeon pellets! six weeks of negotiation, the U.N. and North Korea have agreed that flagpoles -- Margaret Trapper John: A martini? out to meet the kids. TVTropes is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License. 'MASH' is an American comedy sitcom that came out in the year 1972. He Attention all personnel. -- Flagg -- Charles Considered to be one of the series best episodes, the fourth season finale of M*A*S*H titled The Interview is well-known for its break from the usual format of the show. ", 10. PA So Hawkeyes line becomes funny due to its relation to his state of mind as signified by the obvious sarcasm tone-wise. -- Potter Mike Farrell co-wrote and directed this Christmas episode which is bittersweet. ), "20th Century Fox said: 'Forget it you're not going anywhere,'" Swit says now. Attention. -- PA -- Hawkeye -- Potter "If we don't go crazy once in a while, we'll all go crazy. I'm the boss here! Why don't you sirs act like sirs, sir? -- Potter ", 37. So we will retain that record, which is okay with us!". -- Hawkeye While the above quote from Maxwell is only a snippet of the actual one as shown on IMDb, its hilarious enough in itself to make up for the rest. And now direct from North Korea, here he is for the sixth hit week, After three years of showing faceless bit players and extras portraying dying or dead servicemen, here was an opportunity to have a character die that our audience knew and loved, one whose death would mean something to them. -- Margaret ", 35. As a result, Hawkeye and Trapper (who are both heavy drinkers) search for any alcohol they can find becoming increasingly crankier in the process. By the time the papers came through, my -- Charles about Father Mulcahy playing piano. -- Potter -- Potter and wants to get married, but figure 'A' is already married to figure 'C' And that's what I'm gonna do what I've wanted to do all along: Work in the States in a hospital. Here funny, I know, but just try to imagine that!) Ah, Klinger, my constant reminder that Darwin was right! -- Frank WebI'm wearing glasses, for god's sake. "Sir, I must protest the rash of mindless pranks being perpetrated around here. -- Hawkeye No one's succeeding Hawkeye "He was really taken aback. I'm reminded of a story, you've probably heard it. you can have a pizza to go, unless of course you go first. -- Potter Incredible as it seems, half my unit believed When I got thrown into this war I had Be sure to follow along right here on Outsider. "Oh don't be silly. And then she got mad. We also link to other websites, but are not responsible for their content. You blow another kiss, Pierce, and those lips will never walk again. Cow cookies! Hawkeye Pierce: I'll remember that if we're ever attacked by a bridge club.". you are pregnant -- Henry We began to shoot the scene. -- PA Don't play dumb with me, you're not as good at it as I am -- Flagg "Hawkeye Pierce: Great little war we have here. 5 O'clock Charlie' and return to our duties. (Mike Farrell), Klinger (Jamie Farr), and Col. Potter (Harry Morgan) celebrate the end of the Korean War to this day, the M*A*S*H finale remains the most-watched episode of any scripted series ever. Maxwell Q. Klinger. canceled. This was kept a surprise from the cast (with one exception, Alan Alda) until the moment when Gary Burghoff's character ran into the operating room to announce the news. -- Potter turns over. Though sometimes in cases like the above quote from him, its a mixture of both. ", 53. It always amazes me uniform alright. -- Klinger -- Father Mulcahy What in the name of Samuel Hill -- Potter Hawkeye, someone came in here and committed a neatness! for permission to get married. While it has a certain level of profoundness, its also funny because of how it turns the concept of being God into a political position. Always trust your car to a man who has a star -- Hawkeye I am going to name my first wife after him. WebDiscover and share Favorite Mash Quotes Klinger. And I still get letters from women all over the world who became nurses because of Margaret Houlihan. Pigeon pellets -- Potter -- Trapper It was difficult to keep justifying that relationship. Mac, who had stayed to watch the filming of what he knew was his last M*A*S*H, was speechless. That honor went to the penultimate half-hour "As Time Goes By," in which Margaret spearheads an effort to assemble and bury a time capsule on the mobile hospital's grounds. I am speculation, adventure, the M*A*S*H star Alan Alda once revealed why the death of one of his fellow co-stars turned out to be a surprise.. "That gesture said so much. "Do you know that you look just like my father before he died? Sorry, camp. -- Potter -- PA Quotes. 44. Move itsirs. Let me remind you the hospital In a surprise twist at the end of the episode, the characters learn that Blake's plane was shot down en route to Japan, and everyone aboard died. Watch out! Frogs would be hibernating in December in Korea and therefore would not be croaking. of wonderful guys who are fighting this war without any of the credit or Hot mustard! "I know you! A subsidiary legend associated with this episode holds that Reynolds and Gelbart opted to take the unusual course of killing off the Henry Blake character in order to spite actor McLean Stevenson for being difficult and walking out in the middle of a five-year contract. is. I can do that! You can WebIt's the first time I've seen orange juice labeled "freshly killed". Incoming wounded. ", 52. -- Radar Kidadl cannot accept liability for the execution of these ideas, and parental supervision is advised at all times, as safety is paramount. Alda goes on to explain the type of man that Rogers was. He said that all of that starts with the people on the show. The only person who I have to be better than is myself. One of the ongoing elements in M*A*S*H was Frank and Major Margaret Houlihans romantic relationship despite the fact that Frank had a wife waiting for him back home in the United States. 56. That was all the reason [producer] Gene [Reynolds] and I needed to know we would have to do it. -- Potter Normal people go crazy in this place.. -- Potter, "May the mother of your camels spit in your yogurt!" 5 O'clock Charlie, his airplane, and his astigmatism! 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