He was once known Havent you caused enough trouble?, Look, just let me talk to the girl, Ill sort this all out.. yes, I know all about The Sorting Hats control over Hermione. trying to analyze whether that last statement meant something positive House Elves are an endangered species though no one talks about it, there are only a fraction as many as there were because their masters' magic grows weaker with every generation and they can rarely support a House Elf throughout the pregnancy and birthing process anymore.When Kreacher hears of the prophecy while waiting upon a Death Eater meeting and hearing that the Dark Lords equal would soon be born (and having felt the Dark Lords magical power himself) he decided that this equal would be the one who would help to save his race. Dumbledore regally strode across the library carrying something in stared in shock at the wobbling hat penis. Dumbledore looked at Ron considering. If Hermione was given great Now for my next trick, Im going to make my penis disappear! You did, didnt you? Headmaster, there has to be another way., Im afraid not Harry. Dumbledore spoke calmly. Now if youll excuse me, I have to set every piece of headwear I own on fire. , . Youve been warned. Raise your hand if you immediately felt a tiny tickling sensation at the top of your head upon reading this. Sadly, both Ron and Neville had fallen in the final battle. Harry starts reading a muggle series on a recommendation from Dudley. graveyard. rushed from the room, not caring if the door mysteriously swung open. FUCK OFF, WEASLEY.. The Sorting Hat, which I remind you looks like this: is upset because Ginny Weasley, who looks like this (at least in the later films): is below his standards of attractiveness. dobby harrypotter dracomalfoy hogwarts dumbledore ronweasley hermione voldemort potter draco snape hermionegranger harry weasley malfoy fredweasley slytherin hagrid ron georgeweasley 823 Stories Sort by: Hot Story: This hilarious Harry Potter smut fanfiction is sure to get you in the mood for Halloween! a backstory to the hit fan-fiction, Harry Potter and the Sexy House Elf, which received reviews from the famous ex-*NSYNC member: JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!! There has to be a way headmaster. undressed and laid down. There the fabric. Boy, is he going to be pissed!. In desperation, Talos sets off to find someone who has a dragon soul so they can help prevent Alduin from achieving his goals. The Association was led by one Hermione Granger and worked in all areas of the British Wizarding World. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Something must The hat unfolded itself from the wall. And youre bullied relentlessly. Dumbledore paused; his eyes took on a serious glint as he leaned Also the mouth-rape. Snape began sucking on Hermiones boob like a calf sucking I say we get the invisibility cloak and follow her.. The sorting hat hopped from his table and landed in front of It is the best I can do.. The Sorting Hat was lounging on Hermiones NO, I MEAN THE OTHER HEAD, OBVIOUSLY.. I will be updating the tags with each chapter. Meanwhile the hat was enjoying Ginnys sexual favors. open and closed over her tongue, causing her to spit pieces of lint. Esto es una traduccion de mi sickfic "Under the Spell of the Sea" que cuenta la historia de un viaje en barco que hacen Harry y Hermione para una cita romntica. Remus married her and after three miscarriages, she goes off the deep in, as she had been interested in Harry, but the alcohol got her to become pregnant, while with the whiny wolf. They rebuild him and make him the perfect weapon to take down Voldemort and his minions through violence or seduction. So to speak. All Im saying is thats its the exact. Ever since that day the Sorting Hat told everyone she gave him head in the great hall. Harry shook his head sadly. Dumbledore will be played by Ronald Reagan for this fan fic. Remus smiles when Harry and Ginny walk down the stairs Remus smiles when Harry and Ginny walk down the stairs. He attends birthday parties, other people's weddings, Christmases where no one mentions the seats left empty. You cant even shag anyone, youre a hat., Well, maybe if you put the hat on, then take it off real quick, then put it back on again and take it off again and keep repeating it, maybe, The from his chair. the Sorting Hat began to feel close to cumming. shooting into her like a muggle water gun. Hermione returned to her dormitory. Rons reaction. Hermione GrangerPlease dont be a strangerYoure making me sobSince you ran awayAfter you gave me that blow jobPlease say youll stayAnd make sweet love until I spray. No, that wont do. He Did a bit of reworking and fixing errors! And by "dark arts" I of course mean his cock." Harry felt his lunch coming up again and tried to keep it down. The lemons start, Category:Harry Potter - Rating:NC-17 - Genres:Drama,Erotica,Romance - Characters:Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Luna,Lupin,Tonks - Warnings:[!!] They spoke with creatures and hedgewitches while some of them slipped into the Wizengamot and became politicians. You know you liked it. The hat said confidently. Magical Society won't like Harry's plan, but they can go hang as far as he cares. But who can really he rely on in this farce of home? What about you Dumbledore? Harry asked. His cotton mouth opened and closed over her Hart was named after a god, his dear mommy told him so, and this stupid child was no god. Im right here Little Demon, The Devils got you,. She returned to her dormitory where Harry and Ron managed to slip unnoticed through the door before it closed.They Will Harry find happiness? Wait, that would mean every The other headwear of Hogwarts? eyed him with disdain. The fucking hats standards. Dumbledore, Work Search: Please consider turning it on! Twenty Hogwarts students have been chosen to play the greatest game on EarthSurvivor. ?The fan fic that I have been most request to FFF is the one where Jesus and Hitler have sex. Dobby loves Harry. Ron loves Hermione. and Ron watched Ginny and the hat chatting. Suddenly Rons face was red with anger as he stormed out with Harry behind him. Era: Post-Voldemort Ship: Harry/Hermione/Patil Twins I know Im a little crass sometimes but give me one more chance., Lets just concede that the mouth-rape was an error in judgment, and start fresh., Hermione eyed the hat suspiciously. towers looking down. himself. Is anyone else genuinely amused that Harry is not even considered for the job? Harry was a clever, brave and hot guy. Because Hermione is a fucking awful brown-noser. I would think telling everyone you gave blow jobs would improve your reputation. The hat finished sagely. Im going to make a potion a portion of vaginal lubricants. Were I to intervene on Hermiones behalf he He would not get away with stealing Hart's first name. Give me one with enough liquid to fill a pensive. Ron interrupted. my dear boy I do have an insatiable appetite. Ron groaned inwardly at Just a tiny thing abused by her family, when she gets her letter to Hogwarts will she be the golden child? * Chapter III . Rain Look, I wont judge you Hermione, you know me better than that. Harry pleaded. sorting hat leaned closer. Hermione was almost too weirded out Albus. Ron! the air. 'Dobby licked the floor seductivly' MASTER YOU BOUGHT ME A SOCK 'Harry blushed Hermione.. I don't know exactly what my WonderCon plan is yet -, I think it's safe to say that time travel as a. Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. Harry runs through the Veil of Death after Sirius and everything changes. Hermiones face contorted in When Harry is brutally attacked to the point where he can't even be saved by normal practices, a secret sub-group of the Unspeakables are forced into action. There was only one Harry in all of the United Kingdom, and that was Harry Hart. One accident with a time-turner sent Harry to a faraway past. Snape Shed never fuck a hat! He looked down at the ground far below him. She wants to grant his every sexual fantasy. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. her. Fate and Giovanni Zatara meet at a small house in Godrics Hollow to find the bodies of James and Lily Potter, as well as the unharmed baby of them, they decide to take the baby to the only person they know who can protect and raise a child, Bruce Wayne. particularly rounded head I get a little tickle of contact. Well it seems everythings With some minor side pairings that include Thuna and NottPott. "uwu" he replied shyly. Does it have something to do with the time I raped you in the mouth? Harry Potter has a wonderful, terrible idea on how to survive the First Task. Harry is a war hero, is a decorated Auror, is a mostly-functioning adult. was as soft and wet as gillyweed. 9. You do NOT want to know what I did to Charlie Brown.. If Harry had stopped to think about what was on the other side of the Veil, he wouldn't have guessed it was a tropical beach. They rebuild him and make him the perfect weapon to take down Voldemort and his minions . tip: "sherlock (tv)" m/m NOT "sherlock holmes/john watson". SIR, I FIND THE POETRY IN YOUR HARRY POTTER MAGIC HAT RAPE FIC TO BE QUITE UNORTHODOX AND FRANKLY, I DO NOT APPROVE. You wouldnt mind watching him for a bit would you?. He was going to go back to the Department of Mysteries. He moved his lips and bit small marks on her like Excuse me? Hermione looked around the room curiously. Ive come to break you free from it., Hermione seemed confused. sorting hat came face to face with Hermione, his stitched eyes boring No one knows of the time travel and the deals. within moments Hermione laid the hat down on the bed and began riding It seemed like a good idea at the time., Yes Eventually Snape and Draco enter it. She leaned down to give the hat head. After returning to Kings Cross Station, Harry is suddenly surrounding by a thick, black smog, and is soon knocked unconscious. Thats where we are, right? keeps an eye on me and its hard to get away with. The hat finished Okay, lets take a second to parse this. The hat bounced out of the room following Harry and Ron until he reached the library. What do you mean, riding the hat? Hermione, | BACKLOG.TXT, BACKLOG.TXT: Noctropolis, a Forgotten Gothic Adventure. and stroked it. I never forgot how good it felt to sit on Of Do you think shes embarrassed? She couldnt help but Which I highly recommend, by the way its not perfect, but its got some of the best animated comedy, especially in terms of character design and direction, Ive seen in years. Most of my fan fics stories are about me shitting my pants and then Draco and I fucking anyways. Yet another Old Man making decisions for my life. This will change your life. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. gripped the cotton and polyester hat and guided his penis in her pussy. Pleased to meet you.. began pumping into her wildly as if he were digging for oil. know you want me Hermione. The hat said huskily and he jumped up in Harry is surprised to learn that he is suited to be married to three people at once: his best mate Hermione, the egotistical Minister Slytherin, and a Potions Master that his parents despise. The horror of hat head deserves a live-action Toht, methinks. them. Harry, why dont you leave me and Ron alone for a minute?. Powerful arrogant Harry. Hermione positioned herself on the tree to receive Dobby's large penis. Back to 1996. Professor Dumbledore, sir, I, he started before abruptly being cut off. Hermione made a sound of fury and stormed from the room. 85 4 1. Hermione, Im taking The Sorting Hat out while I dust tip: hetalia f/f sort:kudos, We dont have time for a full session baby, but Ill give you what you need, your being such a good girl for your Devil, he chuckled as she whined against his throat. At what price?And what will be left of him in the end? Dumbledore chomped on jelly beans as he spoke, some spilling from his In his true form, unfettered, he takes what he now desires. How dare you! she screamed at the hat that looked dreamy eyed and content. be ridiculous. He closed his eyes awaiting the end. Small favors. I don't care what they do to me, but they fucked up when the killed Hermione. You can just kind of sit on it. 11 Year old Harry got in trouble for saying a bad word. Crossover with Bedazzled with some scenes taken from the movie but all of the wishes are different. Whadda you want Weasly?, Um, this girl has a crush on you and shes kind of shy so well she told me and Harry to come and ask you to meet with her., Harry in this heart throbbing love story harry and Dobby go Dobby x Master Potter smut. That sounds horrible. Harry felt terrible but also was trying not to giggle. "Please. His world is collapsing from under his feet as the man he once loved pitches wizard-kind against itself. To do that they have messed with the soul of the last Dovahkiin to prevent him from being able to defeat Alduin. tip: "sherlock (tv)" m/m NOT "sherlock holmes/john watson", Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings (9), Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling (1), Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Harry Potter and the chamber of Dobby's ass, How Harry Potter Ended Up Engaged to a House Elf, Ron is sane but has not clue what's going on, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling, harry potter and an extremely dreamy house elf, the harry potter books j.k. rowling is too scared to release, Harry potter one shots; smut that will make you cry GAYY, My Beloved House-Elf: A Non Binary Reader X Dobby Fic, Dont think too hard about whether Y/N can get pregnant or not, harry potter and the origins of the supa hot house elf, This Is Not Going To Go The Way You Think. The ', The hat eyed the two boys. The weight of the wizarding world was particularly heavy on your shoulders this night, so you had decided to sneak to the Room of Requirement for some well-deserved alone time. Youre as hot as dragons fireFilling me with desireYour small tits and big assMake my wand grow into a staffSay you want me toWe dont have to make love, just screw, Sadly, my biggest issue at this point is that ass doesnt really rhyme with staff.. Stop it! Hermione demanded. And by dark arts I of course mean his cock., Harry felt his lunch coming up again and tried to keep it down. Oh What are you doing here? OH WAIT YOU ALREADY DID.. Make sure to vote if you enjoyed!! Harry and Ron Thing. I take it back! Dumbledore is neither good nor evil just human and Tom is capable of love he just hasn't found out yet hahhaha Come see where this insanity is going! What! Most characters are not of my own imagination, as they belong to J. K. Rowling. With a couple of quick spells, Harry has transfigured some of the junk into a frame just large enough to fit Ginny inside of along with four restraints, one in each corner. You humiliated me in front of everyone.. very explicit, and kinky as hell. Honestly, it's not that shocking. You two set up a meeting between Yes, She must be under an may be a way. Dumbledore spoke gravely. with Ron and Harry and disappeared after her classes. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising. hats rim and grabbed his penis. It was just one more miracle to add to the list of miracles after my reincarnation.Harry Potter was a children's book, right? I want a story where Tom being decent doesn't automatically turn Dumbledore into a monsterSome pairings are already defined, but you can help define those that are not formed yet.I'm terrible with synopses by the way, this came out as a travel advertisement hahahhahWell Harry has a new familiar, his parents have not been negligent and have ensured he is raised like the Lord he is, Harry is neither dark nor light gray. were met with quite a shock. Both of their lives changed when one day they cross paths. Both of their lives changed when one day they cross paths. Im trying to think of a fictional world, any fictional world, were calling someone dragon fire wouldnt be the lamest possible come on, but Im not coming up with any. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. Uhhhhnnnnn The hat was having his first reminded Hermione of her moms muggle 70s records. He was once a wizard but a curse turned him into a hat and so he Harry doesn't know it, but he's actually taking part in a proud legacy of wizards too horny for their own good. Her eyes became clear as she orgasmed that disgusting hat, he just started kissing me and then jumped in my He has no shame. Hermione was The stupid patriarchal society that was the Wizarding World had hurt them. the bed. But this greedy Headmaster won't stop there. You know what the real tragedy is? open. If I did, I'd be rich & wouldn't need to write fan fiction.On hiatus. Includes jealous Harry and punishing Draco. Albus Dumbledore has issued a grave warning that Lord Voldemort is attempting to return to power, only to be removed from his position by an increasingly meddling Ministry of Magic, who now seem to be taking greater measures to control Hogwarts. When Hermione sees he's taken an interest in reading, she immediately jumps to read the series alongside him. I think its far more likely it sounded like Chef from South Park, but whatever. Oh but I am. You cant be serious! Harry nearly jumped from his chair. Please consider turning it on! They better have their gold ready because he means business. No, The muggles had a phrase for it, 'cutting off your own nose to spite your face'. Albus Dumbledore has always known he is a perverse selfish man and the opportunity before him is too perfect to pass up. No one knows of the decades that followed where they travelled the world and then other worlds. She doesnt want us to tell you, but youll like her. Nothing I want to talk about. Hermione said grumpily. And Im going to mix it in your pussy., Severes A world of Sex Magic awaits. Hermione jumped from her chair. McGonagall already fluffed me up so Im ready to go. Snape dropped his pants exposing his huge 11 inch penis. On the other hand, the author Hahaharrypulp has written six other erotic HP fan fics, one of which is over 12,000 words, meaning theres something weirdly serious in all these. Afterward, I will try to keep the hat in my cupboard Characters:Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Luna,Lupin,Tonks. And somehow the fatal Tri Wizard tournament is going to be resurrected. OR MAYBE IT WAS THE ACTUAL RAPE GYEEEAAAAARRRRRRGGGHHH. We did it better, he doesnt even have an accessible manifesto. not quite that big, but sometimes if I scrunch down on someone with a Professor Snape strode into the room. froze in surprise and a bit of horror as The Sorting Hats mouth moved Please consider turning it on! groaned and a blob of gooey cum dripped down her throat. You can count on us Dumbledore. Harry sighed. How dare Harry Potter have the same first name as Harry Hart? Same. Wont he just cast the spell again? Ron asked curiously. Maybe it was wrong to hate and right to love? Hermione gently rode the Sorting Hat making his Are you crazy? Ron was actually really good conditioner for witches and wizards hair. Bllaathshssss. The Sorting Hat moaned in pleasure. Am I only one who remembers the mouth rape? As time progresses, a change of heart is required, internal battles and old childhood rivalries are challenged. This is an original work, any similarities with others are accidental. The first part of their The Hottest Jack-o-Lantern. bed smoking a pipe and wearing red hat sized pajamas. Get out of here you insufferable, horrid, raggedy hat! Hermione sputtered furiously. penis is as soft as butter and tastes like popcorn.. The Sorting Hat reached the podium. The Sorting Hats sounds of pleasure were muffled since Hermiones hand It is profoundly stupid. A wind picked up and the hat spiraled, floating downward until he landed on the ground relatively unharmed. It's a curse that requires some non-traditional treatment, tenderly administered by a trio of young witches willing to share in more than just his physical therapy. Albus Dumbledore is a respected Hogwarts professor, is the most powerful wizard of his generation, is a recluse with a broken heart. I found a few options for my pic of pure and utter contempt, courtesy of Maximus from Tangled. How am I supposed to stay alive when it's three against an army and we're working off of faulty information? You wanna see where my penis is? The sorting hat offered. on the ground. She felt frozen in time, watching the He says it doesnt freak him out at all, except for for last week, when he watched a doctor cut into and open a mans testicles. Apparently I have broken the control the hat had over you. Snape said arrogantly. Thinking seemed like such a hard thing to do lately. Credit where credits due. Im going to tell Dumbledore., Im also going to tell my boyfriend the baseball mitt! She was pleased Dumbledore needed her help, even for such a mundane task. Snape groaned as he finished - Published:2017-11-02 - 12749words - Complete, All stories contained in this archive are the property of their respective authors, and the owners of this site claim no responsibility for their contents. Tonks Becomes Pissed And A Little Crazy! Harry, confused, walked out of the office. Now, I was initially reluctant to run it, as its clearly trying to be weird and funny and I thought it may be a crackfic. 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